English Speaking

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I used to have a BEAUTIFUL Mancunian accent, but now I'm losin' it! HELP!! Just realised it some days ago. I haven't had a chance to speak too much English recently... I thought accents are sommit u can't lose but obvio…

An exceedingly fat parasite bum alcoholic wanted to play the role of Santa, but as it happens, there was a big sauna scoop sticking out from the arse of the false Santa. The drunks got mad because of this and so the per…

Statistically there is about 60 or more slovenians living in finland. (I took that number from memory, when I looked some years ago statistics, so it's probably around that number, more or less). I have myself connectio…

I sent a note to Karen Hudes, a former World Bank lawyer, sacked for blowing the whizzle about the corruption in the bank. Her report can be found on the UK Parliament website. She also has her own website. This is what…

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Let me enjoy these distant led-stars of God`s love. Dark season will fill even cleverest head from above. On TV. Paul and Paul holding hand in hand. Spreading gospel of truth which I can`t stand. Have to tell my mama or…

On the top of the squirting beaver. I can`t stop. I can`t stop. Sex dressing heals my liver. She`s not a snob. She`s not a snob. She is a real parrot and can imitate the colours of shopping mall. Fire squad found her ru…

Nearly nothing lasts. Words become acid from author`s past. Sinner can`t see difference between psalm and hymn. But holy man has come to his final sacred verse. Saving the boyhood forest with arrows of Errol Flynn. And …

Down south in the port of weirdo. After the fiesta having siesta with Pedro. Sunny is money well invested as it seems. This fuel helps me laughing in my dreams. Waiting for the ship ``Angels of dust`` to come. Big J`s d…

How did I manage to shot J.F.K. And later his brother Robert?? ``In mentally good shape`` Like doctor say. That ass licking puppet. It was easy to pick up rifle in Dallas cos my daddy is governor Wallace. You think I`m …

Humour is your second name and third finger of mine. Everytime you use that power I`m ordering table-size vodka and lime. You`ll never get enough from the same old stuff. Jokes of riff-raff electrifies the staff. Then w…

I have come to stand up on the humorous level. Strawberry nose and W.C. Fields forever. Seriousness was doomed from the start. Her biological clock strike same time with my fart. Can`t stand crying children`s ear raisin…

Ol man river run through cotton field. Black bananas are coming home for peeled. Civil war suits them with it`s coat. Skipper has showboat full of load. Masters of war with Gods on their side. Narrator`s voice behind ca…

Jarre could create oxygen in many parts. Even the older farts hit the charts. Do you feel like super eunuch? When ugliest of the harem says ```NO`` But you still have jobs in a row. Washing and powdering the princess an…

I`m not very gifted in the hall of gym. But I`ve been lifted by Jesus of sin. Now I`m chewing riddles and rhymes. Talk myself out of these hard times. SUM SUMMARE SUM: I`m God`s bubble bum. ERRARE HUMANUM EST: I`m feeli…

Inside A-pain. There is bunch of B-pains. Sometimes( too rare ) they take A and B holidays in S-pain.

Here agaig. So pitiful. Memory lane. Almost full. Wondering why? That bitches flesh is not fresh. She`s been table dancing much too long. Gonna warn her by striking the gong. Am I a man who`s only thinking when my cock …

You are slum news in Lulu`s cafe. Which offers lousy room for a rent. Pack of cards at the fleemarket`s table. Ready to play the grynders game. You are alone,alone lonely. I am alone,alone lonely. I am the beggar of thi…

More REM and less nightmares. Sleeping whole winter with bears. I used to search torch of ages. Packing dreams in harlequin pages. Such a sentimental fool of self pity. Avoiding nine to five shots of reality.