A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest in Turku and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest…
Muija poras kovi ja sanos et äijä oli lähteny jo viime viikol tikui ostama eikä viäläkä o tullu takas kotti. No mitä siin porat tommottis sanos naapuri muija. Tosa on sul tikui.
When I went to lunch today in Turku, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near Aurajoki and she was crying her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong, and she said: "I have a 22 ye…
Two women in Turku were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex,” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
Turkulainen availi silmiään kuoleman jälkeen. Pian hän alkoi itkunsekaisesti sammaltaa: -Voi hyvä isä, mää ole ain tienny, et taivas on ihanku Turku, tääl mun o niin hyvä ol. Viereinen mies koputti turkulaista olalle, j…
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a Turkulainen patient acting like hes driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Teppo, what are you doing?" Teppo replies, "Driving to Tampere!" The nurse wishes him …
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to the nude beach in Ruissalo. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I sa…
Three Atheists From Turku were on an island and about to die. They all decided it was time to pray. The first: "I don't know how to pray. Don't know where to begin." The second said, "I don't know where to start either.…
A Turku Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million cents. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfathe…
-Tiätsä mikä o ainu kreikkalainne huumme? -No? -Se o Am Feta miini!
Teppo came to work monday with two black eyes. Matti said “What the hell happened to you ?” Teppo said “I was in church Sunday and the lady in front of me got up to sing and I saw her dress was caught up in the crack of…
Mitä on turkulainen dementtia? -Mies seisoo suihkussa, katsoo käsiää ja tokaisee: "Tulink mää vai onks tää hoitoainet?" =)))))))
Tiina was on her deathbed in Turku with her husband, Jussi, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her…
yleensä oli kokoonsa nähden liian suuria pukuja? Käydäänpä siis Pepen kanssa pukuostoksilla: sa..sa..saisinko pu..pu..vun ko..ko.. kokoa x.x.x.x.x.x...L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L !!!
Mikä on elävä todiste siitä että ahvenanmaalaiset o nussinu hylkeitä??No turkulaiset tietysti.
MITÄ YHTEISTÄ ON TURKULAISELLA JA SAIMAANNORPALLA? (molemmat sanoo onkh onkh! hah haa!
Turkulais mies paljasti vaimolleen salaisuuden, itsestään, monien vuosien jälkeen.Olen ollut värisokea kaikki nämä vuodet mies selitti vaimolleen. Vaimo sanoi mullakin on sinulle paljastettavaa ,en olekkaan somerolta ko…
Turkulainen kehui kaverinsa käsiä: Sul oo sit piäne ja kauni käre, ja mul ku oo ni suure ja kamala ja karvase!
Sattuipa tämmönen pikku juttu ravintolajonossa kerran. Oli iso jono erääseen turkulaiseen raflaan...Hannu Jortikka tuli paikalle...etuili jonon ohi kunnes portsari pysäytti ja sanoi: "Hei eipäs etuilla...Jortikka vastas…
Flikka kysys Turus toisel et, -ook sä ollu poikie kans sillai? Toine sanos sihe et. -e, muut ku kerra Turus. Toine sihe et, -nimääkii, Turuus. (Likat olikii Raumalaisii Turus vaa käymäs)
