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Hammering inferno

Never tought that you are bible dictionary salesman in good order. Sorry my hammering temper, but you were on the wrong side of the border. This sand of mine where I buried you, is holy from here to eternity. Now I have…
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Mrs.Mouth`s request

Okay! You came into my store. I sold you some hardware. You needed to enlarge the kennel. Little lady, that whispering wind forced you to move. Crawl in and have good conversation with the Devil. Man of your caliber can…
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New discussion about politics.

I was forced to start a new debate on these so-called capitalists and how to control them. There's another debate, where someone offered fox irons and other things like that. It seemed that one writer had already loaf "…
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Looking for friends in Helsinki

Hi there, I'm a 32-year old British guy living in Helsinki. Having recently got over a difficult break-up, I'm looking for the opportunity to re-establish my place within humanity and to get to know new people! If you a…
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Sleeper

Bob the fruity. Robert fairy. Sugar boy with syrap sauce. Fallen from the sheets. He used to be muscle and brain. Willis and Stallone. But now he sinks alone. Sleeper out of reach. Right numbers made those waves which l…
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Chinese revenge

Love field. Ready for battle scene. Shoot me if you`ve turned these pages before. Then you know this story too well and become winner of a book about authors war. You are gunpowder on my paper. True revenge of some Chin…
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And it's time you knew the truth

Siis mitenkä tuo lause suomennetaan? Oon koittanut jo monia suomenkielisiä lauseita sovittaa tuohon mutta tuntuu ettei oikein mikään niistä ole järkevä. Could someone help?
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Mitä tarkottaa "Mother of God"? Siis varmaankin jotain kirosanaa, mut mitä?
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Moikka, I'm planning to move to Finland!

Hi everyone. I'm italian, and I have a BA degree in Finno-Ugric Studies (I've studied Finnish for 3 years both as an erasmus student in Turku, as well as following summer intensive courses). My level of Finnish was eval…
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Life isn`t over ( until you say it is )

I went down under your window and had my meals in there. Everything you throw out I will catch them in the air. I saw him coming out and pussy squad didn`t shout the FREEZE! Life isn`t over until you say it is. I am a o…
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DENTIST OF CLEAN LOVE

Dentist in love. He sings teeth to teeth. Can`t even find holes from above. And lady is so pleased.
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Lovers talking

Something fishy round here. ( just add potatoes ) Are you kidding , dear? ( monthly blood is running out of toes ) I smell cigar in your dress. ( more imagination is what you need ) Our bed looks like a press. ( hole in…
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It can happen

When we are thru. It is easier to wake up deads than make me smile. When we are thru. You can stay in moon I´ll fill up X-files. Lesser love needs more passion. Two bullets for the last session. You are going my way and…
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2019: When humour is forbidden

FUNNIEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. You can call me the funniest man in the universe. Its easy to believe. Cos I am. COS I AM. No matter if you`re red, brown or green. I will entertain you: CLASSIC FARTS FOR PLEASURE. FUNNIES…
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1929

Don`t invest in bloody markets. At least you can play. Don`t burn your ukulele. Find the way to keep warm everyday. Nineteen hundred twenty nine. Plus all the coins that used to be cash. You are serving sentence fine. J…
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PERFORMERS

Sinatra was a prisoner of my way. He had to sing it almost everyday. Elvis wasn`t prisoner of encores. Though he was the king, colonel was his boss. Performing in Vegas and Hollywood. His soul dried up for good. Sinatra…
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are you?

are you........................................ ..................................................... ..................................................... here or there? http://storyambient.blogspot.fi/ thank you so mu…